Sorry readers, i'm running out of things to post, but i promise you guys that i'll have tons of things to post during June holiday ☺ I should update my blog more! I know that 'someone' will be reading it ... So holidays are getting closer, i'm definitely going out for a major shopping spree! I just cleared my cupboard, threw out 1/2 of my stuffs. What to do, girls are fickle minded. Oh and a few days ago, i celebrated Berry's birthday ☺ Well, it's really nothing much, but i really hope she enjoyed that day. I'm having a 3 day motivational talk at school, so school will be ending at 11am for those days! So tomorrow i'm fetching Babylover from school at Boonlay (^^) Alright, enough of my boring story. Now its time for some entertainment. It took me damn long to find those riddles but still i hope you guys will love it. So now, ladies and gentle be prepared to laugh out loud (><)

*(All answers are shown at the end of question 15)

1. Why did the little boy throw the clock out of the window?

2. What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

3. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

4. Why does a hen lay eggs?

5. What kind of animal has a head like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

6. What did the pig say when a man got him by the tail?

7. What does a mother ghost say to her child when they get into the car?

8. Why do the skeletons hate winter?

9. What rides at the amusement park do ghost like best?

10. What does a witch ask for when she arrives at a hotel?

11. Why do witches fly on broom?

12. What should you do when you see a ghost?

13. Why don't skeleton go to scary films?

14. Why do witches wear pointed heads?

15. What yard will kids never play in?


Answers:

1. Because he wanted to see time fly
2. Time to get a new fence
3. My pop is bigger than your pop
4. Because if she let them drop, they would break
5. Kitten
6. The pig said, "This is the end of me"
7. Fasten your sheet belt
8. The cold goes through them
9. The scary-go-round and roller ghoster
10. Broom service
11. Vacuum cleaners are too heavy
12. Hope the ghost does not see you
13. They don't have the guts
14. To cover their pointed heads
15. A graveyard